BENEDICT SINISTER
EDM MOCKNEY
Oi there all you nu’ers
It’s the new Summer of Love
Let’s get Khyber-‘oled like muppets
Or a bunch of mockney mugs
And I’ll tell you this for nuffink
That Ebeneezer’s transed
And is now ‘e’s known as Molly
And there’s no shame in tha’
Charlie ‘unnam in Green Stree’ ‘ooligans
Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
Don Cheadle in the Oceans trilogy
Audrey ‘epburn in My Fair Lady
Wouldn’ i’ be loverly
Wouldn’ i’ be grand
To talk in East End cryptolect
Just like Russell Brand
Just like Russell Brand
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EDM mockney
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Got to my dressing room,
Rider was on fleek
Four mollies in the deadmaus
But it went all Pete
Johnny Walkers on the Carl
Wankered on Avicii Martinis
Mixed with my own Armin
Tiesto sauce on my linguini
You’ve ‘eard of ‘ash brownies,
Try an ‘ash wedding DJ Snake
When it came time for my set
I was just too fucking baked
Just like Russell Brand
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EDM mockney
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EDM mockney
Her indoors, Roger Moores
Whip your rockney ou’
Leave it ou’.
I met my indulgence wa’erloo
I was laidbacking in a porta loo
By the time I was feeling David
The next se’ ‘ad already star’ed
Ended up ge’ing the Afrojack
For breach of bleedin’ contract
Hardwell ends sent me a bill
For all the booze, food,and pills
Met a lovely bi’ of Timmy
Took her up to Calvin
Made so much noise when we had Skrillex
Like reveille in the Mar’in
Got a pain in your Diimitri and
You ate Marshmello snow
it hurts when you pee don’t take a Kshmr
Prescribe yourself Diplo
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EDM mockney
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EDM mockney
Don’t give a monkey’s
Whip your cockney ou’
Slap and tickle
Whip your mockney ou’
Her indoors, Roger Moores
Whip your rockney ou’
Just like Russell Brand