JUST LIKE RUSSELL BRAND

Oi there all you nu’ers

It’s the new Summer of Love

Let’s get Khyber-‘oled like muppets

Or a bunch of mockney mugs

 

And I’ll tell you this for nuffink

That Ebeneezer’s transed

And is now ‘e’s known as Molly

And there’s no shame in tha’

 

Charlie ‘unnam in Green Stree’ ‘ooligans

Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins

Don Cheadle in the Oceans trilogy

Audrey ‘epburn in My Fair Lady

 

Wouldn’ i’ be loverly

Wouldn’ i’ be grand

To talk in East End cryptolect

Just like Russell Brand

 

Just like Russell Brand

 

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

 

Got to my dressing room, 

Rider was on fleek

Four mollies in the deadmaus

But it went all Pete 

 

Johnny Walkers on the Carl 

Wankered on Avicii Martinis

Mixed with my own Armin 

Tiesto sauce on my linguini

 

You’ve ‘eard of ‘ash brownies, 

Try an ‘ash wedding DJ Snake

When it came time for my set

I was just too fucking baked

 

Just like Russell Brand

 

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

Her indoors, Roger Moores

Whip your rockney ou’

Leave it ou’.

 

I met my indulgence wa’erloo

I was laidbacking in a porta loo

By the time I was feeling David 

The next se’ ‘ad already star’ed

 

Ended up ge’ing the Afrojack 

For breach of bleedin’ contract

Hardwell ends sent me a bill

For all the booze, food,and pills

 

Met a lovely bi’ of Timmy 

Took her up to Calvin 

Made so much noise when we had Skrillex 

Like reveille in the Mar’in 

 

Got a pain in your Diimitri and

You ate Marshmello snow

it hurts when you pee don’t take a Kshmr

Prescribe yourself Diplo 

 

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

La la la la 

La la la la

La la la la

EDM mockney

 

Don’t give a monkey’s

Whip your cockney ou’

Slap and tickle

Whip your mockney ou’

Her indoors, Roger Moores

Whip your rockney ou’

Just like Russell Brand