Benedict Sinister's 5 Most Outrageous Lines:

1. I know that immigrants use racial slurs,
    That some women like rough sex,
    That indigenous peoples wear furs.
2. You say that when I go down on you, it looks like I have a moustache.
3. Sex between two consenting adults. It’s a natural thing to do.
    It’s no sin to invite someone in, between your lover and you.
4. “I’ve got my period” she say in the carriage to the boarding house.
     ”It doesn’t matter.” He wets his fingers, then puts them in his mouth.
5. I balance on top of the balcony rail and piss in a line that graphs a quadratic equation.